I eat my hamburgers and hotdogs completely plain?
I love to floss my teeth?
I don't like to wear shoes in the summer?
I can drink coffee before bed and sleep all night?
I know every episode of The Brady Bunch by heart?
I have every calendar I've used since 1987?
I've never received a speeding ticket?
I only eat bananas with peanut butter or in smoothies?
What can I say?
It's all true.
Sad. But true.
Happy Monday, my friends!