Things I can do:
- Cook a healthy, delicious meal for my family
- Care for, teach, love, and enjoy children
- Decorate my home in a cozy, comfy way
- Braid my daughters' hair
- Lose myself in books
- Describe every single episode of The Brady Bunch in detail
- Balance my checkbook to the penny
- Swim
- Cook any type of pasta perfectly
- Fall asleep anytime, anyplace, no matter what
Things I cannot do:
- Keep any type of plant alive
- Sing, at all
- Assemble anything that requires more than two steps
- Pump gas
- Any math higher than Algebra
- Sew, stitch, or thread a needle
- Parallel park
- Type, correctly
- Ride a horse
- Touch raw ground beef
Just in case you were wondering.
Have a cozy Wednesday, my friends.
Gorgeous photo!!! The beach... The ocean... JOY!!!
ReplyDelete-grin- Very cute post!
I don't touch raw hamburg either! And when it has been used, in my kitchen, I do a "Sterilize Surfaces" run. LOL
Can't sing either. But my husband has a lovely baritone singing voice. So we balance out. -smile-
Never rode a horse, but would love to!!!!!!!!!!
Gentle hugs,
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Fun post. The first time I rode a horse, I fell off. Hard fall. Never again. I can sing, alto, but only at church when everyone else around me is singing loud. It's raw chicken that grosses me out. I love that picture of you by the beach. Hope you are having a good summer. I may do a post like this. I love it. :-)
ReplyDeleteNice to see some of the things you can and can't do. I guess we all have those pesky things which we don't like. I smiled when you mentioned The Brady Bunch, as I remember all the episodes too! I can't sing either, and I think that's why I appreciate American Idol so much, their talent, their courage. I'm not good at assembling things. But I love horses, and have been pumping gas since I first learned to drive. I remember when they used to pump it for us. Those were the days. Such a fun post, Billie Jo. And that is such a nice picture of you at the ocean.
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You are so funny. Add to your can list. You can make Kim laugh!
ReplyDeleteI loved reading this and I too cannot stand to touch raw hamburger. HA! HA!
ReplyDeleteThat was a fun post. Don't feel bad I can't parallel park either. I went to driving school and I still didn't learn properly. I'm a good typist but not too good at math. We had a horse growing up. He was an old horse. We took turns riding him. I used to watch The Brady Bunch every Friday night with my siblings. I loved it then but I can't watch it now for some reason.
ReplyDeleteSuch a fun post which made me think about all the things I can't do. Maybe, I could change things around.
ReplyDeleteThanks Billie Jo for the many smiles, giggling over the raw hamburger. Currently we have to parelle park (thank you back up camera on the SUV!)--BUT soon we will have a driveway and a garage, smiles.
ReplyDeleteThis was so funny!! I CAN'T do 5 of the things you can, and I CAN do 5 of the things you can't. I was cracking up with these lists.
ReplyDeleteThis was so funny!! I CAN'T do 5 of the things you can, and I CAN do 5 of the things you can't. I was cracking up with these lists.
ReplyDeletePlaying catch up - wasn't in blogland at all last week. I love that even after all of these years I still learn new things about you! Lol I hate pumping gas, but something I have done for myself since high school. I'm surprised how many women don't do it though.
ReplyDeleteYou have endless talents my dear Friend. Your list could go on for days. π