Choose a pretty pineapple...
Slice off the top...
Score a square in the soft part...
And slice off the sides.
It will look like this.
Weird, I know.
Slice that into pieces.
(You can see the core in the middle.)
Slice the sides away from the core.
Throw that hard core away!
Then cut the remaining slices into pieces.
Throw the pieces into a bowl and enjoy!
You can refrigerate it up to a week, but it won't last that long!