February 27, 2017

Me...According To Pinterest

Because I can laugh at myself. And because I am all about keeping it real. : )

Seriously.
I am all about a neat linen closet.
But folding a fitted sheet is far beyond my capabilities.


This. Is me.
This is why I go to Walmart super early in the morning.
Or not at all.

I admit it.
I am a homebody.
I am aware some people think I'm strange.
Even weird.
And so...

This.
Cannot say it better.

Finally.
I am ok with this.
A younger me tried to please everyone...
Tried to make sure everyone liked me.
Once I turned forty, I realized that is not necessary.
Or even possible.
Not everyone will like me.
And that is ok.

On a lighter note...
This.
Sad. But true.

Guilty as charged.


The end. : )


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25 comments:

  1. Simply LKJFebruary 27, 2017 at 6:26 AM

    Thanks for the chuckle friend. I can agree on pretty much all accounts!!

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  2. JillFebruary 27, 2017 at 6:30 AM

    LOL, I can relate with a few of these ;-) Have a wonderful Monday!!

    Blessings,
    Jill

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  3. SylviaFebruary 27, 2017 at 6:44 AM

    Love them all and they sound like me!

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  4. HeatherFebruary 27, 2017 at 7:03 AM

    Hahaha!! Thank you for a good giggle this morning. ;)

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  5. KathleenFebruary 27, 2017 at 7:09 AM

    Love these, especially the weather app one!

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  6. Amy at love made my homeFebruary 27, 2017 at 7:16 AM

    I could never fold a fitted sheet either and then - sorry to say! - decades - 2? - ago I saw Martha demonstrating how to fold them and it is easy, but I cannot explain it to you!

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  7. Beth CotellFebruary 27, 2017 at 8:11 AM

    My linen closet is a hot mess. It seems to be the spot that everything just gets shoved into! And our Wal-mart now has a pickup service. You order everything on line and then drive around the side to pick up your items so you don't even have to go in. I've heard from several people that they do a great job with this.

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  8. Mrs. Chrissy TFebruary 27, 2017 at 8:31 AM

    Hilarious!!!!

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  9. mamasmercantileFebruary 27, 2017 at 8:45 AM

    Well that livened up my day giving me a giggle or two. Take care.

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  10. MadelineFebruary 27, 2017 at 10:24 AM

    Oh the Wal-Mart one? YES!! I have that too. For instance, the museum this morning was SO crowded. I have found Target at 8:30 on a weekday is the best! Or 10:00 at night is good too!

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  11. WendiFebruary 27, 2017 at 10:56 AM

    Fun! Many of those would apply to me. :)

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  12. TaraFebruary 27, 2017 at 11:53 AM

    awesome... this is why I love it here on this blog!

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  13. janieFebruary 27, 2017 at 1:37 PM

    Home is best!!! My daughter has several anxiety disorders and it;s very hard to be out in public for her.

    So we go to a local, small market on non busy times and once and a while a small, famliy run book store.

    I still can't fold a fitted sheet!!! Maybe we should make a club. lol

    Janie

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  14. KelliFebruary 27, 2017 at 1:46 PM

    I love these! I think my favorite one is the third on because I feel that way most of the time..:)
    You know I can't for the life of my fold a fitted sheet. Years ago I saw on a show someone suggested putting the sheets inside of the pillowcase that goes with the sheets...it saves space. I loved this because I don't really need to do a great job any longer folding the fitted sheet.

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  15. Row.February 27, 2017 at 3:37 PM

    ha ha the party one is so me, and I was a little sad to realize the last one is not only true but when the time does come around to get dressed up for say a wedding I have to go shopping cause those couple of dresses I own no longer fit : ( I don't know if I should laugh or cry. because I know you will get this Id rather spend $100 on candles than a dress it pains me to shop... for clothes at least. I use to love it. woe is me but not really lol

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  16. Our Little HomeFebruary 27, 2017 at 3:42 PM

    I love this post! It's so funny, I think we just have so much in common. I always go to Walmart early in the morning also. Hugs to you. Juli

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  17. BarbFebruary 27, 2017 at 9:22 PM

    Hi Billie Jo!

    Well, you may be a homebody, but you are pretty dang funny too! I soooooo identify with everyone of these, I'm just 20 years ahead of you!! Loved it!

    Hugs,
    Barb

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  18. JbooFebruary 28, 2017 at 7:20 AM

    Too funny! Sounds a lot like me too!! Have a super day!

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  19. carrie@northwoods scrapbookFebruary 28, 2017 at 3:16 PM

    Haha!! I just love all of these! And that's why I just love you dearest Billie Jo. ;) You are a friend soul mate for sure.

    I'm off to make Pascal's pancakes with my Ms. Annie for our dinner! And I'm already in my pj's. Just sayin.
    xoxo

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2017 at 4:12 PM

    Billie Jo, you and I are two peas in a pod!

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  21. Danielle's Heartfelt Home February 28, 2017 at 5:36 PM

    I second everyone's comments! I am sitting here, drinking my tea, laughing my head off! All so true!!! It's Wal-mart at 8am on a Monday morning or not at all! And NEVER on a weekend! Are you kidding me? I'm breaking out into a sweat just thinking about it! I am a homebody too so these really made my day. Rob (who is a total extravert) always kids me that I don't like people. And I tell him it's not that I don't like people, it's just that I don't want to have to talk to anyone : ) It's nothing personal. You totally get me! ♥♥♥

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  22. God's Grace OverflowsFebruary 28, 2017 at 6:54 PM

    Hahahaha, YES!!! I must admit I fit most of these as well. ;) Love it!

    Enjoy your week my friend!

    Hugs, Amy

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  23. ShannonFebruary 28, 2017 at 8:42 PM

    Oh my gosh I LOVE all of these especially the Walmart one! I'm so happy I'm not alone ;) I really do hate running into people I know and I too go early in the morning for that reason.

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  24. LeslieMarch 1, 2017 at 6:14 AM

    wait! have you been lurking on my pinterest page. This is me 100% Have you ever seen the tip where you ball up your fitted sheet neatly inside of a pillow case? lol. That's how I hide mine. : )

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  25. RhondaMarch 1, 2017 at 8:58 PM

    I think we bloggers tend to be homebody introverts. But that's OK
    Some of these memes are really too too funny!

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Thanks so much for saying hello!

Billie Jo